how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"
I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep
getting ready for the purge like
i legitimately honestly cannot believe this im not even laughing im speechless i didnt know the world could be like this
i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest thing ive ever heard here goes:
No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!
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